In an attempt to catalog the more mundane yet amusing moments of life, a new blog section: for the record.

For the record: between the hours of 3am and 7am the following things actually happened:

– the kid screamed his head off because he figured out how to sit up in his crib, but couldn’t figure out how to lie back down #smart

– the 55lb dog was found curled up in a boot shoe box in the back of the closet #timeforathundershirt

– received a call from my mom, who is in England at the moment, wondering what size bathing suit she should buy Jack #seriously